If she paints her nails in the store, then doesn’t buy the bottle, she’s too rez for you bro
If her version of swimming means sitting in a blow-up kid pool, shes too rez for you bro.
If he bought an 18 pack to “flush out” his kidney stones, he’s too rez for you girl!
If she gets mad at you for using her “good paper plates” she’s too rez for you bro
If she wears sunglasses even in a thunderstorm, she’s too rez for you bro
If she wears cut-offs and a big t-shirt to go swimming, she’s too rez for you bro
If she can squeeze 4 loads of laundry into one double loader just to have extra money for going out, then she’s too rez for you bro
If she goes to get burgers for the bbq and comes back with a pack of extra thick sliced bologna, she’s too rez for you bro
If she uses pendleton blankets as a table cloth, comforter, and a curtain, she’s too rez for you
If she thinks the 49 is her family reunion, she’s too rez for you bro
If she still has the county arrest photos from your first night out hunching, she’s too rez for you bro
If she lives less than 100 ft from her aunties, her uncles, and her grandma, she’s too rez for you bro
shes too rez for you bro
if she can shoot a deer at 300 yards, she too rez for you bro! =D
