You flew plastic bags instead of kites when you were a kid #NativeProblems
Whenever you go out, the first thing you do is check for an outlet to charge your phone #NativeProblems
Every grandma, in-law, ex girlfriend knows you just a little too well #NativeProblems
Your favorite playground growing up were all the broken down cars in your yard #NativeProblems
Too native for your friends, but not enough for your family #NativeProblems
Your prom tux was your grandpa’s from when he was councilman #NativeGuyProblems
You have to roll your window down & slam your truck door at least 5 times for it to close properly #NativeProblems
You win at bingo but you’re too afraid to yell BINGO because all the ladies are bigger than you. #NativeGuyProblems
The only words you know in your language are the dirty ones #NativeProblems
Finally meet a nice native guy that’s actually involved in his community… but he only dates white girls #NativeGirlProblem
Your mom, sister, and all your female cousins already hate your girlfriend and they haven’t even met her yet #NativeGuyProblems
Even your laugh has the rez accent #NativeProblems
my house smells like cooking moose tongue #nativeproblems
