You flew plastic bags instead of kites when you were a kid #NativeProblems

Every grandma, in-law, ex girlfriend knows you just a little too well #NativeProblems

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#native problems?
i think yes 

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Your prom tux was your grandpa’s from when he was councilman #NativeGuyProblems

The only words you know in your language are the dirty ones #NativeProblems

Finally meet a nice native guy that’s actually involved in his community… but he only dates white girls #NativeGirlProblem

You’re urban, but still have the rez accent #NativeProblems

Your high cheek bones always mute your phone calls #NativeProblems

if you cash your checks at Money Mart because your bank account is over drawn…. #NativeProblems

People ask you if you got your jewelry from Forver 21.

#nativegirlproblems

People think you’re a druggy because of all the tracks you have from the plasma center #NativeProblems

All the electronics in your house are powered by one outlet with a million power strips and extension cords #NativeProblems

You went to college for 6 years and almost got your Associates degree. #NativeProblems