You flew plastic bags instead of kites when you were a kid #NativeProblems
If she paints her nails in the store, then doesn’t buy the bottle, she’s too rez for you bro
If her version of swimming means sitting in a blow-up kid pool, shes too rez for you bro.
Whenever you go out, the first thing you do is check for an outlet to charge your phone #NativeProblems
If he bought an 18 pack to “flush out” his kidney stones, he’s too rez for you girl!
If she gets mad at you for using her “good paper plates” she’s too rez for you bro
Got that custom, you know
Every grandma, in-law, ex girlfriend knows you just a little too well #NativeProblems
If she wears sunglasses even in a thunderstorm, she’s too rez for you bro
1491’s sing Southern Man lol
